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'And don't let the boss intimidate you today, honey. Remember, he puts his pants on six legs at a time, the same as you!'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Alien Snowmen

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Alien Assumption

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

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What NASA is not telling us...

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Janus.

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'