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NASA asks the question: Is there evidence Mars once had water?

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Alien Snowmen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Alien Assumption

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'I know what you're thinking.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

City Zoo

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

It

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

'A bathroom!!'

Alexander and Diogenes

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

We are not alone!

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'