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NASA asks the question: Is there evidence Mars once had water?

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

City Zoo

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

'A bathroom!!'

Alexander and Diogenes

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

We are not alone!

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'