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Nasa's XXX satellite pix

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

'Did you see the latest pictures from Mars?'

'Why, they're just plain folks like us.'

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

NASA's mission to Mars hits a snag...

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

How am I abducting?

Save Our Universe

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"