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"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'A bathroom!!'

Scientists focus on a dry seabed on Mars.

Water discovered on Mars.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

X-ray Psychology.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Alien Assumption

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'