Martian Explorer Mugs

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

Ernie, we're the first humans to set foot on Mars! This is so exciting! The whole world is watching! Whee! We need to do something for the history books. Woo hoo! Ernie, you're not appreciating the gravity of the situation. What gravity?!

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'A bathroom!!'

Scientists focus on a dry seabed on Mars.

"I always imagined their weapons would be more advanced than ours."

Water discovered on Mars.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Alien Snowmen

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

X-ray Psychology.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Alien Assumption

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'