Martian Tech Explorer Mugs

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Your Future Home.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"You want proof? There's your proof."

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Water divining Mars

Chemistry Improv Theater

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"I'd like to make a return."

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

It

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

''Infinite' will take forever - How about we use curved space?'

'A bathroom!!'

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.