Martian Explorers Mugs

A return to Mars.

Alien Assumption

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Your future looks charming.'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

Wiccapedia.

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'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

Map of Solar System from Memory.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

I just knew this would be dull.

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

'A bathroom!!'

Camp Wilderness.

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

The indigo children.

Ernie, we're the first humans to set foot on Mars! This is so exciting! The whole world is watching! Whee! We need to do something for the history books. Woo hoo! Ernie, you're not appreciating the gravity of the situation. What gravity?!

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

Fairy Storey Car Park