Martian Settlers Mugs

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien Assumption

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

Moonbillies.

We are not alone!

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'A bathroom!!'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

A return to Mars.

'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

Water on Mars?

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

'Flamin' tourists...'

NASA asks the question: Is there evidence Mars once had water?

Scientists focus on a dry seabed on Mars.

'And don't let the boss intimidate you today, honey. Remember, he puts his pants on six legs at a time, the same as you!'

'Did you see the latest pictures from Mars?'

"Dude - don't believe in all that nonsense you read on the internet."

Water discovered on Mars.

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."