Martian Settlers T-Shirts

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Alien Assumption

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

It

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

Moonbillies.

We are not alone!

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

'A bathroom!!'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'

Ernie, we're the first humans to set foot on Mars! This is so exciting! The whole world is watching! Whee! We need to do something for the history books. Woo hoo! Ernie, you're not appreciating the gravity of the situation. What gravity?!

A return to Mars.

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

Water on Mars?

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

'Flamin' tourists...'

Scientists focus on a dry seabed on Mars.

Water discovered on Mars.

"Dude - don't believe in all that nonsense you read on the internet."

NASA asks the question: Is there evidence Mars once had water?

'Did you see the latest pictures from Mars?'

'And don't let the boss intimidate you today, honey. Remember, he puts his pants on six legs at a time, the same as you!'

NASA's mission to Mars hits a snag...