Mars Colonization T-Shirts

'Flamin' tourists...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Save Mars

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Mars Rover

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Who put that thing there?'

Martian restaurant and take away

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

Life Discovered on Mars

Mars Rover

Alien Life on Mars

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

'...Water on Mars'

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

Mars-A-Lago

Major drought in America: 'Nice picture of Mars?'

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

Welcome to Mars: 'As long as the damn thing can only see 3D I figure we're in the clear!'

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.