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"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

High-gravity baseball

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Mars Rover

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

The princess and the key

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

Mars Rover

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

Will mouse for cat nip!

'...Water on Mars'

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

Major drought in America: 'Nice picture of Mars?'

Curiosity Killed the Cat

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

'It's been a long day and he hates the snappy ones.'

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

Cellist on Mars