Mars Mission Fan T-Shirts

Opportunity

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

High-gravity baseball

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

You must be this tall.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Mars Rover

Astronaut Selfie.

Serious business

Mars Rover

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

AstraZeneca

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'...Water on Mars'

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

Humpty Dumpty

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

An Eyeliner.