Mars Fanatic T-Shirts

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

Mars Rover

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Boy pilot.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The First Kite

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Futuristic Teenagers.

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

Mars Rover

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Homing pigeons in therapy.

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

James Earl Jones

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'