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"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

On the brink.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Could you give us a push?'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Need tickets.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Lei-ing Hens

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Captain Thomas Coram.

Mars Rover

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'Hello, Noah...the good news is, you're going on a cruise...the bad news is, you're going to need this!'

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

Sid's Seafood Cafe: Sorry, out of kelp!

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Submarine

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Corn Aliens

Ship

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'