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"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

On the brink.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Could you give us a push?'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Need tickets.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Mars Rover

Lei-ing Hens

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Captain Thomas Coram.

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'Hello, Noah...the good news is, you're going on a cruise...the bad news is, you're going to need this!'

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

Ship

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Sid's Seafood Cafe: Sorry, out of kelp!

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Submarine

Corn Aliens

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'