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Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

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Alien Assumption

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."