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'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

It

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"That's not what I said."

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'A bathroom!!'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

ATM Inside

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

Argonauts and football

Friendly Alien.

"I need a companion."

Ernie, we're the first humans to set foot on Mars! This is so exciting! The whole world is watching! Whee! We need to do something for the history books. Woo hoo! Ernie, you're not appreciating the gravity of the situation. What gravity?!

"Yes, it's that way."