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Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"That's not what I said."

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'A bathroom!!'

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

ATM Inside

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Yes, it's that way."

'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

Argonauts and football

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'