Martian Fanatic Gifts

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Alien Snowmen

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When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Alien Assumption

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."