Martian Culture Aficionado Gifts

'And don't let the boss intimidate you today, honey. Remember, he puts his pants on six legs at a time, the same as you!'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

What NASA is not telling us...

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Janus.

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Which space station is it that's not functioning properly?"