Martian Admirers Gifts

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien Snowmen

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Alien Assumption

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Pray for me.'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

How's the new one?

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

The Werewolf planner

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Yes, it's that way."

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

A return to Mars.