Martian Mythology Buff Gifts

'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Alien Assumption

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Life and Death

I came, I saw, I partied!

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

'Well this is awkward.'

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

The princess and the key

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

'Who's that painted lady?'

He's definitely got your eyes!"

It

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'But she's too ugly to be my duckling. I want a DNA test!'

Medusa's bathtub

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."