Martian Mythologist Gifts

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Greek A-Z Map,

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Sisyphus during Covid

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

The Death Of Venus

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

The Kali De Milo.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

Vesta

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Unicorn in the Woods

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Europa takes a selfie