Martian Mythology Buff Mugs

'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Alien Assumption

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Life and Death

I came, I saw, I partied!

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Well this is awkward.'

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

The princess and the key

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

He's definitely got your eyes!"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Who's that painted lady?'

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'But she's too ugly to be my duckling. I want a DNA test!'

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Child with a bull's head.

Medusa's bathtub