Modern Mythology Buff Gifts

'But she's too ugly to be my duckling. I want a DNA test!'

'The GPS says 'Follow the yellow brick road'.'

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Venus

Bacchus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Toadstools

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Here be dragons.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Wotan with eye patch

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Bigfoot"

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Warrior Woman

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Neptune