Modern Mythology Buffs Gifts

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Venus

Toadstools

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lesser known greek gods,

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Recalculating route..."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Bigfoot"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Wotan with eye patch

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Warrior Woman

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Neptune

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."