Modern Mythology Lover Gifts

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Venus

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lady of the bath...

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Neptune

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Warrior Woman

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Wotan with eye patch