Modern Mythology Buffs Prints

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

Toadstools

Lesser known greek gods,

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Neptune

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Warrior Woman

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Recalculating route..."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"