Medieval Mythology Buff Gifts

The princess and the key

Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Toadstools

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'Where was the TSA?'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

A vampire in a canoe.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Recalculating route..."

"Right here's fine."

Another Bigfoot sighting...