Medieval Mythology Buff Pillows

The princess and the key

Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Toadstools

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

A vampire in a canoe.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"What the hell took so long?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Right here's fine."

"Recalculating route..."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds