Mars Mission Fan Mugs

Opportunity

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

High-gravity baseball

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

You must be this tall.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Mars Rover

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

Astronaut Selfie.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Serious business

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

Mars Rover

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

AstraZeneca

Humpty Dumpty

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

An Eyeliner.

'...Water on Mars'

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.