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"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

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Koala

You must be this tall.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Mars Rover

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Astronaut Selfie.

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Serious business

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

AstraZeneca

An Eyeliner.

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Retro Kid.

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

Laughing Space Creature.