Marsupial Fan T-Shirts

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

'Gesundheit, Mom!'

Koala

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"That's our new church mascot."

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

How's the new one?

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

"Pardon my glove."

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Baby Marsupial On Board

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"

The first marsupial.

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."