Marsupial Fan Gifts

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

'Gesundheit, Mom!'

Koala

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

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A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"That's our new church mascot."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

How's the new one?

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

"Pardon my glove."

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

"I promised him he could have a pet."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

Baby Marsupial On Board

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."