Marsupial Manager Gifts

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"He likes it."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Koala

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

How's the new one?

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

Baby Marsupial On Board

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"

The first marsupial.

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

'Brian...you're forty-two. Isn't it about time that you left home?'

"Granted, we opossums are ugly, awkward and slow. But we've been around for 70 million years. Must be doing something right."

The Friendly Antipodes