Marsupial Manager Mugs

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"He likes it."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Koala

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

How's the new one?

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Baby Marsupial On Board

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

The first marsupial.

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"Where can I get one of those?"

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"

'Brian...you're forty-two. Isn't it about time that you left home?'

"Granted, we opossums are ugly, awkward and slow. But we've been around for 70 million years. Must be doing something right."