Marsupial Guardian Mugs

"Settle an argument, will ya Stan? Are we Possum or Opossum?"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Koala

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Christmas Pets

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

How's the new one?

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"No not the puppy please"

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

Baby Marsupial On Board

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

"Where can I get one of those?"

The first marsupial.

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

'Brian...you're forty-two. Isn't it about time that you left home?'