Marsupial Guardian Gifts

"Settle an argument, will ya Stan? Are we Possum or Opossum?"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Koala

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Christmas Pets

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

How's the new one?

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

"No not the puppy please"

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Baby Marsupial On Board

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

The first marsupial.

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

'Brian...you're forty-two. Isn't it about time that you left home?'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"