Marsupial Marvel Gifts

Kangaroo

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Koala

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

How's the new one?

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Baby Marsupial On Board

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"I promised him he could have a pet."

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'People soup again?'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."