Marsupial Marvel Gifts

I'm the nanny.

Kangaroo

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Koala

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

How's the new one?

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Baby Marsupial On Board

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

'People soup again?'

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'