Marsupials Gifts

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

Koala

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

How's the new one?

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'Researching the opossum article.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Baby Marsupial On Board

Life Discovered on Mars

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'Who put that thing there?'

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'