Marsupials T-Shirts

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

Koala

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

How's the new one?

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'Who put that thing there?'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

Life Discovered on Mars

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

Baby Marsupial On Board

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'