Marsupial Mom T-Shirts

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Koala

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

How's the new one?

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Baby Marsupial On Board

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

The first marsupial.

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

'Brian...you're forty-two. Isn't it about time that you left home?'

"Granted, we opossums are ugly, awkward and slow. But we've been around for 70 million years. Must be doing something right."

The Friendly Antipodes

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

'No no no! Your friend can't go into your bedroom!'