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"No. You can't move back in."

"My little Johnny stays with his dad at weekends."

"I called shotgun."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Koala

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"I'm the bad guy..."

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"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

How's the new one?

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Regular or decapitated?'

Born of the Dead

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"