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'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Alien Snowmen

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Alien Assumption

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Koala

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Squirrel on the beach

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

ATM withdrawal

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."