Marsupial Mom Gifts

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Koala

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

How's the new one?

'Researching the opossum article.'

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

Baby Marsupial On Board

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'No,if you'll read the eyes-in-the-back-off-your-head chart, I check your mom vision,'

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"Where can I get one of those?"

The first marsupial.

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

'Brian...you're forty-two. Isn't it about time that you left home?'

"Granted, we opossums are ugly, awkward and slow. But we've been around for 70 million years. Must be doing something right."

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

The Friendly Antipodes