Mars Rover Fan Gifts

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Koala

You must be this tall.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Mars Rover

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Astronaut Selfie.

Serious business

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Retro Kid.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

An Eyeliner.

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

AstraZeneca

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

"Which space station is it that's not functioning properly?"

Laughing Space Creature.

'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'