Space Explorer Fan T-Shirts

'Which are we?'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Swamp gas

Rocket Ark

Ukulelean abduction

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Astronaut Selfie.

Serious business

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

AstraZeneca

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

Retro Kid.

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"Don't be lazy, Susan...Bring the abductee over here!"

Chekov gets an ear worm.

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

The totally unreasoned James Cameron...

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

"SO we're agreed. I get to poop there first."

Space Train