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Retro Kid.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Rocket Ark

Ukulelean abduction

Astronaut Selfie.

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Serious business

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

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'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'He says, it's a dark matter detector!'

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

'Take us to your real estate agent - We hear it's a great time to buy!'

US Space Shuttle

'We came as soon as we got your message -- take us to Maxwell Smart.'

'Do you have any space?'

'I'm concerned that you've been spacing out.'