Lunar Mission Fan T-Shirts

"So that's one small fries for man, one large fries for mankind..."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

High-gravity baseball

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

You must be this tall.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Moon Lander

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Rocket Ark

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Chinese space program.

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Astronaut Selfie.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

Serious business

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Giant stomp.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

AstraZeneca

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."