Solar Eclipse Fan T-Shirts

'He followed me home, Mommy. Can I keep him?'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Chinese space program.

'I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

The Easter Bilby

Giant stomp.

Mr. Rabbit

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

"Man's first total solar eclipse"

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."

"The latest weapon of mass destruction invented by the humans is solar powered."

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

Spring at last!

Early Space Blunders

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

"Ahem." "That's one small step for man..." "One giant lea... a lah!" "Dooof!" "Ha ha! What a dork!" "Shut up! Stop laughing!" "Guys! Come check out this loser." "Welcome home, Neil!" "Thanks. It's good to be back." "We're all dying to know... did you see any aliens?" "What?! No, of course not." "I didn't see any aliens! Not one!" "Aliens aren't even real!"