Solar Eclipse Fan T-Shirts

'He followed me home, Mommy. Can I keep him?'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Chinese space program.

'I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

The Easter Bilby

Giant stomp.

Mr. Rabbit

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"Man's first total solar eclipse"

Early Space Blunders

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."

Spring at last!

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

"The latest weapon of mass destruction invented by the humans is solar powered."

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

"Ahem." "That's one small step for man..." "One giant lea... a lah!" "Dooof!" "Ha ha! What a dork!" "Shut up! Stop laughing!" "Guys! Come check out this loser." "Welcome home, Neil!" "Thanks. It's good to be back." "We're all dying to know... did you see any aliens?" "What?! No, of course not." "I didn't see any aliens! Not one!" "Aliens aren't even real!"