Rocket Launch Fan T-Shirts

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Moon Lander

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Caliologist

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Birds on the wing

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Chinese space program.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Giant stomp.

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

AstraZeneca

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"