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"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

The fate of the emigrant

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Vaccination Passport

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Technological Dependence.

Airport

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The Airport.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Mars Rover

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Geese and Angels

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

If Animals Were Racist...

'Who put that thing there?'

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

Life Discovered on Mars